Reviewing reviewers of reviewed reviews

Last night I had good sushi. It was a place called Zushi Puzzle on Lombard St. and San Francisco. I knew it would be good ahead of time. Know how? Yelp.com told me. It's a site that can guide you to the right restaurants and insult you in the process. I like the user profiles because it allows me to psychologically analyze all the reviewers and decide how much I care about what they think.
For example, look at the third review on this page. Why did he write so much? Makes me think he’s just some bored old dude. His profile confirms my suspicions:
- He has no blogs that wouldn’t bore me to death? Strike 1.
- He is an old curmudgeon? Strike 2.
- He never drinks beer and coffee at the same time? Strike 3, he’s out! (I do that every morning on 101S.)
There. We don’t connect--he takes in the scenery and savors life. I have the attention span of an over-caffeinated terrier in heat and ignore the details in my foolish youth. I’ll just go ahead and discount his opinions on this and any other matter. Although, I’ll give it 19 years and I may have to revisit some of these cinematic musings over weak Earl Grey and salty tuna subs.





Ah, the summer is almost here. It is the season for taking the top off my Jeep. It is the season for absent-mindedly leaving expensive possessions in my car and having them immediately stolen by dirty, dirty thieves. I've had more stuff ganked over the past 6 or so years than I have ever owned at any given time. So, now I register all my prized possessions at 

I had always assumed that, because I didn't care for the coffee-themed milk beverages churned out by my local Starbucks, I didn't like coffee. Last year I found that that wasn't the case at all, and that I just needed to heed my Armenian heritage and take my coffee "hot as hell, black as night and strong as death," as my new favorite saying goes.
I’ve loved photography all my life, but have never owned a good camera. However, I’ve been lucky enough to get a chance to use the best of the lot, courtesy of my gracious professors and teachers, who loaned theirs out to me. I had been thinking of buying a good SLR camera for quite a while, and last week, the moment felt right. The
Did you know that you could turn one common looking penny into $80,000 overnight? 

I signed the papers for my car at about 7:30 on a Wednesday night. By 8:30 Thursday morning, it had been vandalized by what I can only assume were miscreant youth. What they lacked in respect for the social compact they made up for in pumpkin-throwing ability. My poor car was bashed in all over, and the insurance company's* office hadn't even been open in the time that I had owned it.
