We do, in fact, need education: It's Back-To-School Week
Though we're still firmly against thought control, we're sharpening our sweaters, putting on our new pencils, and writing the answers on the insides of our hands: it's Back-To-School Week at Pocket Change! We'll have a whole week's worth of posts about getting back to the books, so keep coming back. Even if you're like me and you're fairly certain that the only time you'll ever see the inside of a classroom again is for the court-ordered community service, I assure you that we'll still have something of interest. We always do.
So enjoy Back-To-School Week, and remember: If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. I mean, seriously, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?