Carnival of Shopping #13
Welcome to Pocket Change airlines. I hope you all enjoy your flight to Carnival of Shopping island. Please fasten your seat belts and remove your wallets from their closed positions. There is a 35% chance of snakes on this plane. If you hears screaming coming from the cockpit, be aware that the person next to you can probably not be used as a flotation device. Good luck!
Look, I want it now, and who's Joe at Penny Pinching to tell me I can't have it! He never lets me have anything I want. On second thought, maybe the complete MacGuyver special edition dvd box set isn't the best use of the money, but thankfully Debt Consolidation News can teach me how to make more.
If there is one thing that MacGuyver could support more than awesome hair, its recycling. The man recycled everything. Cans become rocket launchers, rubber bands became an afternoon snack, small pebbles and churches became flotation devices. Phil for Humanity likes recycling too, especially batteries.
If you ever wanted to be called a pro, but just aren't the football type then Debra Moorhead has just the solution for you! You can be a shopping pro! Sure you won't get cheerleaders or very many fans, but that isn't the point of being a pro is it? It is? Oh. Well.
So you're best friend is getting married, and you want to remind your buddy that he will no longer have a single dime to his name? Well, The Simple Dollar has some great wedding gifts that say, “You think you're broke now? Just wait till you have kids!”
Okay, no one panic. It seems that the 35% chance has been increased to around 90%. We'll be taking our leave from you now, here is a bottle of wine as a parting gift. We're very cheap, and Lazy Man and Money told us that it makes people like you. We hope you enjoyed your trip here on Pocket Change Airlines, and don't worry we're about 50% sure that the plane can land itself.